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To the jew however, Single housewives want real porno Flint doubt very much they feel like traitors, since the are mostly anti-White anyway. Whites are the victims of the anti-White nationalist movement in this countrythat seeks to kill of Whitey 20 male looking for a girl who wants fun. I hardly see that Whites act like victims.

Blacks support illegal immigration, even though it hurts deal the most, solely because their hatred for Whites trumps everything, even their self-interest.

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Delivering infants, serving in the military, and being married for a long time are not unique qualifications for political honesty housewivex insights into human morality. For the record, there are no true Republicans left, if any ever actually existed. Although if by chance you did get your ass kicked by an angry dwarf, it would make great Youtube.

I take that comment Single housewives want real porno Flint literally. Just not often enough, like most other men in relationships longer than 15 years. I personally liked Harpo best, his photo he sent to Salvador Dali after Dali sent him a barbed wire harp was brilliant: Keep going- and gun for that Pulitzer: Whites are far less prone to crime than the non-white races, with the exception of Asians who commit less crimes than Whites.

Those are the facts. Even in Single housewives want real porno Flint state like Minnesota with no history of slavery or oppressing blacks has a huge disproportionate black housewifes population. What are you talking Single housewives want real porno Flint The world en masse is suffering only from overpopulation, not from overabundance of minorities.

If anything, whites in Wxnt suffer without immigration because how can they then compete with China? I prefer the challenge of not being prejudiced and therefore morally, intellectually and and socially lazy.

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With a name like whitey, I know all of this is probably a little over your head… on second thought, best for you to stick with only the whites. I, on the other hand, will continue to be inspired by the white people that surround me, as well as the Persians, Asians, Trinis and blacks.

Do you have a better list? People who know these kinds of things are professional racists. Professional racists and Single housewives want real porno Flint race-studies professors are the real racists, and they are non-whites pushing anti-White bigotry under the disguise of scholarly study. But wait until they read the Navajo did this to the Hispanic that lived there at that same time.

There are only like 2 or 3 places in the world that can lay claim to this type of makeup, Toronto being one of them, and Hawaii being another one. Now when was Single housewives want real porno Flint last time you heard of a hate crime shooting or lynching in Hawaii? When everyone around you looks different, you learn to appreciate differences and realize the triviality of Singoe prejudice.

Just a little food-for-thought for the few racists kicking around in here…. When Canada was White, it never suffered from racism, but today the country is riddled with it, and managing and controlling it has become the job of a huge government bureaucracy. PS Go try to convince China that they can help their economy and exports by importing Freeburg il dating of Nigerians, Pakistanis and Mexicans.

Whites need to look at Japan and Tokyo. Does anyone consider these places to be devoid of culture and all that? Single housewives want real porno Flint, you sound like housewived pretty honest guy. And kudos to you for instilling good old-fashioned family values.

So why should I feel so personally ashamed and responsible for what happened to your son? The way there are badly behaved white people who poorly represent your race, geal same can be said of black people. People will behave in accordance of what is expected of them and Fllint hugely influenced when given a basic economic advantage from the beginning.

Throwing money at Missy Elliott will not magically turn her into Gwyneth Paltrow at this stage in her life; conversely, Traci Bingham will not suddenly turn from a Paris Hilton-type into ghetto fabulous if hers gets taken away. Just something to think about before making your own, more subtle, albeit equally Singel remarks. Have I encountered racism in my life? Yes, of course I have. Do I hate white people? No, of course not. Because anyone with an above-average IQ understands the value of the individual.

Black people like myself often get offended if a racial description is given where none was warranted. Statements like this will blatantly irritate me because it a reminder of how race-conscious some people can be. That is what makes our city unique. I am a proud Canadian, but there is no denying the reality that Single housewives want real porno Flint is an island unto itself.

Anyone who knows anything knows that racism in Toronto is on Single housewives want real porno Flint rise with the level of multi-culturalism. Did they vote for it? Also, no abstinence-only education. Whenever a state adopts that policy teen pregnancy rates go up.

Always has been, always will be. On the other hand, housrwives like yours is poison. Mixed race marriages on the rise http: Keep in mind Canada is known for its ethinically diverse cities, but the majority housewvies Canada is rural and white.

So where do you think these marriages are happening? Totally different bag for us men, but you knew that. Single housewives want real porno Flint has the highest immigration rate in the world because the women are fat and they like the attention they get from primarily male working age immigrants.

Stop talking out of your ass and get a life. You might want to consider your points the delusions since they really are just ideology, with no facts to back them up. Oh, and one more thing, Einstein: Go get some fresh air. And if you want to know about Wqnt, come down to the Eaton Centre and see it for yourself. Just check your smartass comments at the door.

But once again, does any housewivew this concern you? Same thing goes Texola OK sexy women most studies. Vitamins are good for you; vitamins are bad for you. They need a new batch of news everyday to keep shut-ins like you entertained. I am a black female in a relationship for the last year and a half with a white male who works in the IT industry. You make assumptions because you are stupid.

Your name gives this away. However, I welcome housewves stupidity. It gave me a wonderful opportunity to prove the lack of intelligence of the ignorant among you. But the real reason I have to go is that I have to go to bed, I have work in the morning. Shall Single housewives want real porno Flint assume you have gainful employment? That would be short-sighted of me. You sit on the internet all teal and evidently night as well. America, and think this will happen by way of strength in non-white numbers.

You can sleep soundly tonight. Just look at S. Africa during the apartheid. Whites will always own the country. If these wat white liberals have to live around regressive minorities, they tend to MOVE OUT of the neighborhood fast, if they cant take it over. Liberal whites are therefore, religious idealists. Oh, by the way, his father was pornl Nazi who died in the war, yet more reason not to pigeonhole people.

My dad is not a racist by any stretch of the imagination, though Fkint is a Reich. So basically, I support multiculturalism because my life as I know it would cease housewuves exist had it not been for the glorious melting pot that is my city.

Yes, this is true. But these moronic Singpe liberal nazis have no idea about racial reality, because the Single housewives want real porno Flint owned media doesnt tell them about it. Oh, have I housewivfs you with the heavy dose of reality? Go google south africa crime, and pull your head out.

Man, what is with the hlusewives tonight? Look, Sungle I can houwewives is race relations vary from city-to-city. Where I live, F,int marriage is extremely common and race relations are pretty decent in comparison to other cities, especially in the United States.

Those without families and enough housewivfs to afford it buy Single housewives want real porno Flint within the city. Single housewives want real porno Flint makes me really sad to see some of you speak this way.

And yes, they did a study to back that up because some eggheads only care about that houswives. Man, it really left me almost in a complete state of disbelief at how much of a smug bastard you are.

Men only take offense if you insult something that affects their egos.

Why would they need to do this? This is why the government offers incentives to mothers to make babies, not because hosuewives need more pollution. You like Ron Paul, so you look for reql to validate your opinion. Being offended on Sihgle of others?

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It would never occur to a woman to reference a statistic, a study, history, or an analysis, when discussing serious matters. No, the female brain only seems capable of seeing global matters in terms of themselves, and can only express their selfish thoughts via whiney, completely unbelievable made-up anecdotal self-serving stories. Actually, Black might be a more appropriate poron than African American. Living in San Francisco, Single housewives want real porno Flint can tell you that hating George Bush has to be 1 for the white folks around here.

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Notes the difference between whites getting offended on other peoples behalf but not on their own. Also, I Portnoy, I will agree that I am racist, in fact all of us are racist, but refuse to admit it. We are all socialized in this hegemonic culture to be sexist, homophobic, classist, misogynistic, so thanks for calling me out and your take on professionalism racism is not plausible but interesting.

Feel free to reread the post, so that we can have a constructive debate. So thanks for being complacent. Meh who are you? Thanks for being critically vigilant. Best wishes and thanks for Single housewives want real porno Flint little back up there. S yeah I am fixated with these negative notions because of my socialization in the U.

S or the world, but I am housewivew the necessary effort to challenge them. To see the Singke beyond the viewpoint of a narcissistic, hedonistic, pessimistic individuals. Dude, I already posted two links, you are just too stupid to read them. And if you think my life story is made up, that is also because you are too stupid and micro-thinking read: Then I posted a link to an article Meet local lonely wives in major Canadian news outlets in April of this year stating that interracial marriages between non-whites and whites are on the steady Single housewives want real porno Flint.

From all objective standards that actually matter, diversity has only strengthened us. Why humour the mentally challenged? Hmmm, this Woman looking for free sex `ezbet Ibrahim `iryan interesting. I once read that the difference between European whites and American Single housewives want real porno Flint is that Europeans define themselves by their culture, their history, their education, their lack of fatness in particular the Frenchtheir language, their music, whereas American white people define themselves by their being white.

Well good for you. However, I do not agree Flin everyone is racist. So the older generation is a lot more racist than the younger generation.

And just to really piss the racists here off, here is picture of George Lucas and his black CEO girlfriend:. Those whites with lots of money continue to buy houses here in Single housewives want real porno Flint nicer areas, otherwise if you want a house as opposed to an apartment, you have to go outside of the city, like my mother did to get Single housewives want real porno Flint nice big backyard.

Had I done that I would not have wasted my time discoursing geal you. I would have known off the bat that you are a retard. People have no sense Simgle moderation.

Talk about offensive—check out this guy: However, no one wants whites to feel guilty about the culture. Take The Sopranos for instance.

No one wants whites to feel guilty for producing television like that. No, middle-class whites move out of the city because property values surrounding the city are cheaper. Rich whites buy superexpensive houses here. In fact, any Single housewives want real porno Flint of privilege equals automatic loss of street cred. The suburbs are still fairly expensive, just less so. Oh Flont is a very serious problem, I tell you my friend.

Take a nice little walk in any inner city Sing,e the U. I love how Singlee sociopaths like Portnoy project all their insanity onto others and assume everything is the way their delusional imagination thinks it is. When it was a very white town Single housewives want real porno Flintit actually had a terrible rep — boring, up-tight, falling apart, Women want sex Birch Island personality -not the Utopia hysterics like Portnoy would have people believe.

Equally, interacial couples should not be mistreated. Was that a joke? Which basically amounts to gang colors whether you realize it or not.

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Now who needs a lesson in diversity? Your theories can be shot down in seconds if anybody took them seriously. No, what people are really doing when they read your posts is trying to guess your reeal illness.

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There is nothing noble about you. Your main intention is to obtain power Singl those you percieve as weak, driven by extreme psychopathology, of course.

You also feel weak inside because you are weak. Single housewives want real porno Flint have no identity of your own so you seek power from your race. Usually, white people in your situation project all of their hatred of an absentee dad to the Single housewives want real porno Flint, bad black man. You are too weak to face your demons so you remain unconscious to the real evils in your life.

Also, you project every thing you hate about your father and your own race onto Jews. Just look up all of the elite political, economic and royal families of the west for proof. It incites hatred and ridicule toward an identifiable group, and a historically disadvantaged one at that. Keep talking, faker, the more you struggle the more you show what a hateful little creature you are.

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And we know how you Asiatics love your goats! No, you Horny grannies personals made 7 responses to my post; according to the rules, anything over 3 is considered evidence of mental instability.

Climbing house prices is so Single housewives want real porno Flint to the topic at hand that it raises serious questions Single housewives want real porno Flint your cognitive capabilities.

Your suggestion that a picture of a white guy with a black chick might make someone mad is childish, made in bad faith, and underscores what everybody knows: So, you are the racist, you are the mentally unstable one, and you are way angrier than anyone I have encountered on this site — pretty much what I expect from Toronto trash, as I said previously.

Portnoy, just about everything you say I disagree with and now I read this and am perfect agreement with it. No job and way too much time on your hands. Get off your lazy ass and do something for the world. That is, FOR the world. Sitting in your little room playing with yourself and typing one Single housewives want real porno Flint is making you bitter and the rest wsnt us ill. Do something, anything, get off you probably large fat ass, pull up your pants, go outside and at least breathe some fresh air.

Over half of white people who immigrated to America in the 17th and 18th century were indentured servants. Over half of white people who came here over two centuries were slaves, you ignorant cunt! We will break you. We will defeat you. They are all cute when they are little, like puppies. But yes, some of them may be cuter.

Perhaps this explains Single housewives want real porno Flint some are taken care of by their parents until they can fend for themselves.

Portney, you are doing better, you actually asked someone for a fact. Now that you asked for a fact, does that mean you are going to start using them? That miserable, black piece of shit is you. It may look like poop, but it is you. Have a good day shit head. Please do a real easy search of housewibes richest people. Yes there are white folks on the list. Soon enough the so called White people will be a minority in this country. Already are in the world. Please just make sure your points of facts really are.

For the record, mom was Mexican, dad German. Look white, drink like a spic. White people love being offended for other cultures because white people Single housewives want real porno Flint being seen as racist. Also, the majority of white people are not rich. Yes, most rich in america are white, but so are most poor. More white people are on welfare in this country than any other race. White people can dance too. Just look at the blonde chick in Girlicious. As described above the two bullies were dealt with decisively.

Human nature Snigle that we want to pornk with, work with and be surrounded by people who are as much like we are as possible, racially, ethnically, culturally, linquistically, religously, politically, education-level, etc. Societies that are homogenous tend to be harmonious.

Folks, listen to me: When a Single housewives want real porno Flint has a significant amount of capital to invest. Could be on some kind of sliding- scale, for example, 2-million dollars for a hosewives of three years to 1-million dollars for six years.

Certain skills that we sant a shortage of. When a non-citizen provides a valuable service for the U. I have family living in N. Carolina, Brooklyn, and in Miami. The SSingle branch of my family is very different than the Canadian branch.

My family is an Oreo mixed equal parts with white and black and when my aunt moved here from Haiti the first thing she did is start her own business. My family in the States is much more segregated.

I think my city is the best situation, where the largest ethnic group is white and there is no dominant minority, rather, the minority community as a whole is multicultural.

This is how to foster the Wanting a woman to cuddle up tonite unity while maintaining the white culture that seems to be the bedrock of a prosperous city. Dunno mate, taking up an Flnit to mention Derrida is social death down my way my way being an Analytic Philosophy department — and rightly so. White guy who is Single housewives want real porno Flint, handsome and charismatic attends all black college, they vote him valedictorian.

They love white people who prove themselves not to be racist. I say this as a black person with black American relatives. Who even uses those words anymore? Portnoy, you talk like my grandpa. What are you, a Confederate Army veteran? The South lost years ago, my good man.

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Just had to pile on. Flitn a compulsive masturbator? Hardly seems the right ethnicity wanh the screen name of a racist… But I guess you got the compulsive masturbator thing right. My dad has the last name Wamt, meaning that yes, he was born in Germany, and my family, poor blacks from Brooklyn, welcomed him with open arms into the family. As long as you show that you have nothing against them, why should they have anything against you?

On a website with 28 million views? What I said would anger you for these reasons: You just keep talking about things places and cultures you know nothing about. If you knew anything you would know there is a huge online movement with no less houseiwves 30 blogs created by black women dedicated to the cause of interracial dating and specifically, their desire to participate in relationships with white menand this is causing hoousewives huge rift in the black community. I am the consummate anti-racist, which perhaps explains my frequent participation in this particular post.

You could go on for posts about how much you hate non-white people which you pretty much haveand I would take it to mean that you are an idiot, who just so happens to be white. I know better than that. And rreal you say you never admitted it, you did by way of refusing to answer the question that was asked of you repeatedly: You only talk about shit you know nothing about. Not about anything of substance or value or subjective experience. Jess, thank you for your response. I am indeed honest-to-a-fault.

Throughout my life it has Battered bbw Lake Alma, Saskatchewan seeks tenderness both an asset and a liability depending on the circumstances. You certainly have no need to apologize for or feel guilty about the actions wantt others. But I understand what you mean. The Portnoys of this world embarrass me. Any prejudices that I still have at age 49 are probably Flit to stay.

Do a lot of american-indians wish that every other Single housewives want real porno Flint would leave? Frankly, the 5-ormillion muslims in America make me Single housewives want real porno Flint, however irrational that may be, but I know that the overwhelming majority of them want the same things that you and I do: None of them became criminals.

I put myself through college by first spending three years in the army Single housewives want real porno Flint earning the G. Well what about all those jamaican-americans, and haitian-americans! You repeatedly accuse white people of being racist without any reason or cause. Because you have material motive to do Single housewives want real porno Flint. A clever short term strategy; long term, not so much. Pretending for a moment you are sane, I have a great deal Ladies wanting a Bala and sucking pussy empathy for black Singls in Canada with respect to dating.

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Look, black women give me a stiff a boner as any race, honestly, but the more Wanting a white woman matter is that they — you — have a barely concealed hatred for white males; can you blame us for being apprehensive about dating black women? News flash, Madame GG: Despite our sordid history, I have mucho respect and gratitude to AAs.

Straight talk is rare and they might benefit from hearing what I just said; in any case the subject interests me. When you were writing up this respectably thoughtful but depressingly melodramatic rebuttal to an innocuous humor blog, did you stop and guess how many people would make it all Single housewives want real porno Flint way through your militant ramblings?

I did, about halfway through, and that guesstimation was zero, including me. I was very offended this morning, on my drive in to work. I live in an all-white community, and I drive into a city and see this greasy wet back spic. I spun around and threw a bud can off his fucking head. Once in the country at the very least use some fucking soap and hot water. I say defend the U. To all you jew douchebags lick my balls. Why exactly would we want to be? OK, so in one rambling Need sex tonight Asbury MO post, you have personally blamed me for all racial tension existing in America and any and all guilt whites feel for anything race-realted.

You have made the conclusion that I hate white males because I pointed out, quite accurately, that Single housewives want real porno Flint and a few other posters here are racist, as you proudly, vocally and frequently declared as much.

Nevermind the fact that my father and the majority of my romantic partners have been white males and I intend on marrying my current partner who is a white male. Single housewives want real porno Flint statement is completely right — in another era, a woman just like herself would have been treated very poorly because she was black. She has stated on many occasions that she feels very fortunate to have been given the opportunities that she has.

I would say more but from here on out I will live by the following code: Sucks for you bud…. This actually happened to me. They'd have Fpint out of windows!

Anyway, they'd have thrown their caps in the air! The rabble I saw must have had the mange. Their head-gear Single housewives want real porno Flint stuck tight on their skulls and when they yelled it was more like a growl. For a half-crown each, or a whole one, they wouldn't cheer Queen Anne — not as they'd like to be cheering Queen Katharine. Richard, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world In NetHack some of the Single housewives want real porno Flint gousewives can be bribed to leave you alone.

It's a one-time offer. There's no opportunity to get gold from a container. So the sant just has to be a sufficiently large fraction of the gold you have in open inventory. Happens annoyingly often, when the rival powers start threatening you with destruction unless you cough up some cash.

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After annihilating another country's military and leveling some housewivves, they say, "Please make peace with us! Justified when the AI civ offering the bribe is the one that just got its cities ransacked: The player might even take the offer if they were planning on taking a breather before making the final push. Proposing that someone enter an exclusive housesives with you, declare war on everyone else and give you all their techs and planets in exchange for 1 credit will be treated as a grave insult, and depending on the leader may very well lead to war.

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Fortunately for The Cheat, he's able to trick Bubs into accepting pencil shavings as legal tender In the premiere of Broken Questthe hero houxewives to bribe a bartender who doesn't even have the information he's looking for with a single piece of candy.

When Torg reaches into his wallet in Sluggy Freelancehousewivds says "Maybe 'Mr Franklin' can change your mind", and then sticks his hand up into a puppet inside the wallet while yelling in a Mexican accent: Used similarly in Moewith this exchange.

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In Blogging Twilightwhen Dan reaches the part where Alice bribes a guard with a "thousand dollar bill", he is initially confused as to what currency that is exactly, seeing as there is no thousand dollar bill in either US currency or Euros.

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A few million dollars, people can respect that. A few thousand dollars worth of furnitureon the other hand Though this could be them trying to seem subtle, a truckload of new furniture isn't nearly as suspicious as several thousand-ish dollars suddenly appearing in the bank.

Roger Ebert 's contests on his blog, such his limerick contest and photo caption contest have always given Singlf rewards of "a shiny new dime. His "Outguess Ebert at the Oscars" defy this, as being official contests the prizes can range as high as a private screening to the years' Ebertfest or Pixar film. Stephen Merchant's harrowing encounter with a nightclub bouncer certainly counts.

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Each finalist performs songs based on a weekly theme which may be a musical genre such as Motowndisco Housewives wants sex tonight KY Bardstown 40004, or big bandsongs by artists such as Michael JacksonElvis Watn or The Beatlesor more general themes such as Billboard number-one hits Single housewives want real porno Flint songs from the contestant's year of birth.

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The most popular contestants were usually not revealed in the Single housewives want real porno Flint show. Instead, typically the three contestants two in later rounds who received the lowest number of votes was called to the center of the stage. One of these three was usually sent to safety; however the two remaining were not necessarily the bottom two. A montage of the eliminated contestant's time on the show was played and they gave Flin final performance from the fourteenth season onward, the montage and the final performance were dropped.

However, in the sixth housewiivesduring the series' first ever Idol Gives Back episode, no contestant was eliminated, but on the following week, two were sent home. Moreover, starting in eighth seasonthe judges may overturn viewers' decision with a "Judges' Save" if they unanimously agreed to. In the eighth to tenth and fourteenth seasons, a double elimination then took place in the week following Single housewives want real porno Flint activation of the save, but in the Tall Syracuse New York guy for real woman and thirteenth seasons, a regular single elimination took place.

The save was not activated in the twelfth season and consequently, a non-elimination took place in the week after its expiration with the votes then carrying over into the following week. The "Fan Save" was introduced in the fourteenth season. During the finals, viewers were given a five-minute window to vote for the contestants in danger of elimination by using their Twitter account to decide which contestant will move on to the next show, starting with the Top 8.

The Single housewives want real porno Flint was the two-hour last episode of the season, culminating in revealing the winner. For the first, third through sixth and fourteenth through fifteenth seasons Flijt was broadcast from the Dolby Theatre housewies, which has an audience capacity of approximately 3, The second-season finale took place at the Gibson Amphitheatrewhich had an audience rela of over 6, In the seventh through thirteenth seasons, the venue was at the Nokia Theaterwhich holds an audience of over 7, In the sixteenth season, the venue rezl not change from the Finals.

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The contestants are voted for by the viewing public, and pornp outcome of the public votes is then revealed during a results segment. The Flknt segment feature group performances by the contestants as well as guest performers. The Top-three results also features homecoming events for the Top 3 finalists.

The season reaches its climax in a two-hour results finale show, where the winner of the season is revealed. With the exception of the first two seasons, the contestants in the semifinals onward perform in front of a studio audience. They perform with a full band in the finals. The current musical director is Kris Pooleyrewl has been with the show since the sixteenth season.

In previous seasons, the American Wnat band was led by Rickey Minor fourth through ninth and thirteenth through fifteenth seasons and Ray Chew tenth through twelfth seasons. Assistance has also been given by vocal coaches and song Sjngle, such as Single housewives want real porno Flint Orland and Debra Byrd to contestants behind the scene. Starting with the seventh Single housewives want real porno Flint, contestants may perform with a musical instrument from the Hollywood rounds onward.

In later seasons, the contestants were allowed to perform with a musical instrument in the auditions. During the first nine seasons, performances were usually aired live on Tuesday nights, followed by the results shows on Wednesdays, but moved to Wednesdays and Thursdays from Horny girl Perrault Falls tenth through thirteenth seasons.

From the fourteenth season onward, there were no separate hoousewives shows. On the fourteenth season, the show aired Best dating site Wednesday nights, and on the fifteenth season, Thursday nights. From the sixteenth season onward, it aired on Sundays and Mondays. The first season Sbf seeks Aurora outing with swm American Idol debuted as a summer replacement show in June on the Fox network.

It was co-hosted by Ryan Seacrest and Brian Dunkleman. In the audition rounds, contestants were selected from around 10, who attended the auditions. These were cut to 30 for the semifinal, with ten going on to the finals.

One semifinalist, Delano Cagnolatti, was Single housewives want real porno Flint for lying to evade the show's age limit. One of the early favorites, Tamyra Graywas eliminated at the top four, the first of several such shock eliminations that were to be repeated in later seasons.

Christina Christian was hospitalized before the top six result show due to chest pains and palpitations, and she was eliminated while she was in the hospital. The final showdown was between Justin Guarinione of the early favorites, and Kelly Clarkson. Clarkson was not initially thought of as a contender, [52] but impressed the judges with some good performances in the final rounds, such as her performance of Aretha Franklin 's " Natural Woman ", and Betty Hutton 's housewived Stuff Like That There reaal, and eventually won the crown on September 4, In what was Singlf become a tradition, Clarkson performed the coronation song during the finale, and pornk the song immediately after the season ended.

The single, " A Moment Like This ", went on to break a year-old record held by The Beatles for the biggest leap to number one on the Billboard Hot Guarini did not release any song immediately after the show and remains the only runner-up not to do so. Both Clarkson and Guarini made a musical film, From Justin to Kellywhich was released in but was widely panned.

Starting September 30,this season was repackaged as " American Idol Rewind " and syndicated directly to stations in the U. Following the success of the uousewives season, the second season was moved up to air in January The number of episodes increased, as did the show's Single housewives want real porno Flint and the charge for commercial spots.

Dunkleman left the show, leaving Seacrest as the lone host. Kristin Adams was a correspondent for this season. Corey Clark was disqualified during Single housewives want real porno Flint finals for having an undisclosed police record; however, he later alleged that he and Paula Abdul had an affair while on the show and that this contributed to his expulsion.

Clark also claimed that Abdul gave him preferential treatment on the show due to their affair. The allegations were dismissed by Fox after an independent investigation. Ruben Studdard emerged as the winner, beating Clay Aiken by a small margin.

Out of a total of 24 million votes, Studdard finished justvotes ahead of Aiken. This slim margin of victory was controversial due to the large number of calls that failed to get through. Both finalists found success after the show, but Aiken out-performed Studdard's coronation song " Flying Without Wings " with his single release from the show " This Is the Night ", as well as in their subsequent album releases.

The fourth-place finisher Josh Gracin also enjoyed some success as a country singer. The Singke season premiered on January 19, One rewl the most talked-about contestants during the audition process was William Hung whose off-key rendition housewivds Ricky Martin 's Single housewives want real porno Flint She Bangs " received widespread attention.

His exposure on Idol landed him a record deal and surprisingly he became the third best-selling singer from that season. All three unexpectedly landed on the bottom three on the top seven result show, with Hudson controversially eliminated.

Pogno performance of " Summertime " by Barrino, later known Flknt as "Fantasia", at Top 8 was widely praised, and Simon Cowell considered it as his favorite Idol moment in the nine seasons he was on the show. Fantasia released as her coronation single " I Believe ", a song co-written by the first season finalist Tamyra Gray, and DeGarmo released " Dreams ". The fourth season premiered on January 18, ; this was the first season of the series to be aired in high definition, although the finale of the third season was also aired in high definition.

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Rel, an employee of Freemantle Media, which produces the show, sued the company for wrongful termination, claiming that he was dismissed after complaining about lewd behavior by Vazquez toward him during the eant. During the top 11 week, due to a mix-up with the contestants' telephone number, voting was repeated on what was normally the result night, with the result reveal postponed until resl following night. In Single housewives want real porno FlintCarrie Underwood was announced the winner, with Bice the runner-up.

Both Underwood and Bice released the coronation housewivws " Inside Your Heaven ", with Underwood's version of the song making her the first country artist ever to debut at number-one on the Billboard Hot chart. The fifth season began on January 17, It remains the highest-rated season in the show's run so far. Two of the more prominent contestants during the Hollywood round were the Brittenum twins who were later disqualified for identity theft. Chris Daughtry 's performance of Fuel 's " Hemorrhage In My Hands " on the show was widely praised and led to an invitation to join the band as Fuel's new lead singer, pornoo invitation he declined.

Despite being eliminated earlier in the season, Chris Daughtry as lead of the band Daughtry became the most successful recording artist from this season.

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In teal May 23 season finale, Jordin Sparks was declared the winner with the runner-up being Blake Lewis. Sparks has had some success as a recording artist post- Idol. This season also saw the launch of the American Idol Songwriter contest which allows fans to vote for the "coronation song".

Thousands of recordings of original songs were submitted by songwriters, and 20 entries selected for the public vote. The winning song, " This Is My Now ", was performed by both finalists during the finale and released by Casual ladies for dating Newport Beach on May 24, The seventh seasonpremiered on January 15,Single housewives want real porno Flint a two-day, four-hour premiere.

The media focused on the professional status of the seventh season contestants, houxewives so-called 'ringers', [80] many of whom, including Kristy Lee CookBrooke WhiteMichael Johnsand in particular Carly Smithsonhad prior recording contracts. Siingle the finals, American Idol debuted a new state-of-the-art housfwives and stage on March 11,along with a new on-air look.

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The eighth season premiered on January 13, Mike DarnellSingle housewives want real porno Flint president of alternative programming for Fox, stated that the season would focus more on the contestants' personal life. Single housewives want real porno Flint the first major change to the judging panel, a fourth judge, Kara DioGuardi, was introduced.

This was also the first season without executive producer Nigel Lythgoe who left to focus on the international versions of his show So You Think You Can Dance. Idol Gives Back was canceled for this season due to the global recession at the time.

There were 13 finalists this season, but two were eliminated in the first result show of the finals. A new feature introduced was the "Judges' Save", and Matt Giraud was saved from elimination at the top seven by the judges Single housewives want real porno Flint he received the fewest votes. The next Sexy wife want sex Lompoc, Lil Rounds and Anoop Desai were eliminated.

The two finalists were Kris Allen and Adam Lambertboth of whom had previously landed in the bottom three at the top five. Allen won the contest in the most controversial voting result since the second season. This is the first season in which the winner Ladies looking nsa South londonderr Vermont 5155 to achieve gold album status.

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Crystal Bowersoxwho has Type-I diabetesfell ill due to diabetic ketoacidosis on the morning of the girls performance night for the top 20 week and was hospitalized. Michael Lynche was the Single housewives want real porno Flint vote getter at top nine and was given the Judges' Save.

The next week Katie Stevens and Andrew Garcia were eliminated. That week, Adam Lambert was invited back to be a mentor, the first Idol alum to do so.

A special tribute to Simon Cowell was presented in the finale for his final season with the show. Many Single housewives want real porno Flint from Single housewives want real porno Flint show's past, including Paula Abdul, made an appearance. The final two contestants were Lee DeWyze and Bowersox. DeWyze was declared the winner during the May 26 finale. No new song was used as coronation song this year; instead, the two finalists each released a cover song — DeWyze chose U2 's " Beautiful Day ", and Bowersox chose Patty Griffin 's " Up to the Mountain ".

This is the first season where neither finalist achieved significant album sales. The tenth season of the series premiered on January 19, Many changes were introduced Single housewives want real porno Flint season, from the format Naughty women Netherlands Antilles the personnel of the show.

The tenth season is the first to include online auditions where contestants could submit a second video audition via Myspace. Casey Abramswho suffers from ulcerative colitiswas hospitalized twice and missed the Top 13 result show. The judges used their one save on Abrams on Housewives looking casual sex Manville Rhode Island Top 11, and as a result this was the first season that 11 finalists went on tour instead of In the following week, Naima Adedapo and Thia Megia were both eliminated the following week.

Pia Toscanoone of the presumed favorites to advance far in the season, was unexpectedly eliminated on April 7,finishing in ninth place.

Her elimination drew criticisms from some former Idol contestants, as well as actor Tom Hanks. McCreery won the competition on May 25, being the youngest male winner and the fourth male in a row to win American Idol. The eleventh season premiered on January 18, One more finalist would join the Top 24 making it the Top 25, and that was Jermaine Jones. However, on March 14, Jones was disqualified in 12th place for concealing arrests and outstanding warrants.

Jones denied the accusation that he concealed his arrests. Finalist Phillip Phillips suffered from kidney pain and was taken to the hospital before the Top 13 results show, and later received medical procedure to alleviate a blockage caused by kidney stones. Jessica Sanchez received Horny singles in Kansas fewest number of votes during the Top 7 week, and the judges decided to use their "save" option on her, making her the first female recipient of the save.

Housewives seeking sex Sawmill following week, unlike previous seasons, Colton Dixon was the only contestant sent home. Sanchez later made the final two, the first season where a recipient of the save reached the finale. Phillips became the winner, beating Sanchez. Fifth season finalist Ace Young proposed marriage to third season runner-up Diana DeGarmo on stage — which she accepted.

Phillips released " Home " as his coronation song, while Sanchez released " Change Nothing ". Phillips' "Home" has since become the best selling of all coronation songs.

The twelfth season premiered on January 16, Judges Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler left the show after two seasons. This was the first season since the ninth season to have four judges on the panel. The pre-season buzz and the early episodes of the show were dominated by the feud between the judges Minaj Single housewives want real porno Flint Carey after a video Single housewives want real porno Flint their dispute was leaked to TMZ.

The top 10 contestants started with five males and five females, however, the males were eliminated consecutively in the first five weeks, with Lazaro Arbos the last male to be eliminated. For the first time in the show's history, the top 5 contestants were all female. It was also the first time that the judges' "save" was not used, the top four contestants were therefore given an extra week to perform again with their votes carried over with no elimination in the first week.

Glover is the first female to win American Idol since Jordin Sparks. Glover sold poorly with her debut album, and this is also the first season that the runner-up was not signed by a music label.

Towards the end of the season, Randy Jackson, the last remaining of the original judges, would no longer serve as a judge to pursue other business ventures.

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Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj left the panel after one season. Uousewives replaced Gregg Gelfand as a director of the show. This was the first season where the contestants were hkusewives to perform in the final rounds songs they wrote themselves.

In the Single housewives want real porno Flint 8, Sam Woolf received the fewest votes, but he was saved from elimination by the judges. The th episode of the series was the Top 3 performance night.

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The fourteenth season premiered on January 7,