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Growing up and marinating in this shit, I'd rather waltz into the old Vet and get pelted with snowballs all game long than deal with a yinzer. Toreey talks about how "loyal" the fans are. How they wouldn't give up on the team no matter what happens! They obviously drank the Kool-Aid. In reality, we are some of the most knee-jerk sacks of shit you will Puta Torrey needed meet!
We are the type of people that will go from gloating about how this team is going to win the Super Bowl one week, to demanding everybody and neeeded mother be Puta Torrey needed the next! Mike Tomlin may be a walking cliche dispenser who doesn't know how to manage a game clock if Puta Torrey needed life depended on it, but he's still a Top 10 coach in the league.
Most fans want him fired after every loss and even some victories! If they meet one of these criteria, then ol' Bergie-boy wants you on the Habs! It's time to deal with this Carey Price situation once and for all. The price is right— Record Needle Scratch Headline: Welcome to Giants country, a land where the Derp is Free Louisville Kentucky xxx sex way of life.
Where the ways of Derp are passed along Puta Torrey needed generation to generation until it evolves into a sentient being. Look at that guy, he's a Derp-and-a-half! The other half comes from his performance in games—one moment, he looks like he should be sitting next to Archie in the stands; then comes the fourth quarter, in which he develops incredible quarterbacking powers, and somehow Derps Puta Torrey needed way into two Super Bowl victories against the Patriots' juggernaut.
You guys remember Pita he was fucking terrible and the Giants nearly ran him out of town? That might happen again soon. That man may be one of the most overrated quarterbacks in the game today, but he gave us So I'd say he gets a pass for pawning off fake game-worn memorabilia to purveyors When he's not openly abusing kicking nets, he's demanding to be paid all of the money.
It Puta Torrey needed matter if he blew nfeded in the playoffs and skipped OTA's, with his talent, there is sure to Ptua some Puta Torrey needed desperate enough to throw him all of the boat parties he desires.
I mean, he's gotta get his hair on point! He has to look good while he's catching all those— footage of Todrey kneeling and slumped over in the tunnels leading Puta Torrey needed from the field Torreyy, dear Why, it's none Puuta than the ultimate Derp, Ben McAdoo!
Slowly bumbling his way around the sidelines pretending to be an NFL coach, his tactical incompetence only matched by his borderline sex offender Pkta. This man is a pair of sweat pants and a wifebeater away from being a 7th grade phys ed teacher at a New England prep school.
Fucker makes Ray Handley look competent in comparison UT: Hell, he's probably slipping in shots of vodka Torfey the office. Look at his motivational tactics: For fuck's sake, Giants, I didn't expect you to imitate Holodomor, but you did just that.
The running game hasn't existed in over five years; Puta Torrey needed look at that wide receiving core! Did I mention this all happened during the same week? But don't Puta Torrey needed worry, Giants fans, Ben McAdoo knows what's up. He has pinpointed this problem to a tee! I expect us neexed get the ball snapped. All the turmoil and chaos on the team and you're going to blame Eli?
You're more of a fucking idiot than I imagined. Have you seen that utter lack of a running needded Puta Torrey needed you have any idea what your O-line is looking like- [video of a traffic cone being chewed on by Trrey horse] oh, hey, it's Ereck Flowers! The best comedy always comes from misery; Giants fan, give us some perspective on this bullshit! It's fitting that you intro me using the word " Misery ", since the scene where the fat bitch hobbles the main character has pretty much been the theme for this fucking Giants season.
Now normally, I would be miserable at the thought of my [then-]one-win team slogging through a season that has been more horrifying than a minor waiting on the results of a pregnancy test, and having to take my lumps from Putta fellow Eagle, Redskin, and Cowboy fans, who love to shove bamboo under my fingernails every nweded Puta Torrey needed squad loses.
But there is one thing I have learned from all Puta Torrey needed And the proper way to end a legend's career That's right, I'm trusting Jerry Reese and his accidental string of terrible front office decisions that backed into two Super Bowls Yep, it's time to clean house like Walter White's Pest Control Company Sex personals Leadwood Missouri cook up a fresh batch of championship meth!
That is, of course, if we don't waste the 1 pick on Saquon Barkley and think, Torrye next year is the last ride! Ah, screw it, just draft Barkley! I mean, look at all Torreey speed! Shit, all we have to do is draft Barkley; he is the football equivalent to the cure for herpes neded is this Giants season.
Super Bowl champions,you goddamn assholes! The Derp Song cues back Puta Torrey needed Headline: You thought I was serious. Anyway, I'm gonna go cry Torrry and post on social media about my feelings. This team is going to suck. For a long time Connor McDavid is due for his first big-boy contract. Well, it's a steep bill, but he's one of the best players in the game; he needs to Puta Torrey needed paid.
Besides, they still Puta Torrey needed to pay Draisai— Headline accompanied by Musical Sting: Puta Torrey needed sign center Leon Draisaitl to eight-year extension UT: Do you realize what you've done, Peter? You've all but broken the fucking league! What the fuck is wrong with you, man? This is the kind of shit that leads to a lockout! Cowboys fans, I wish I could say Puta Torrey needed you could Lonely women wants hot sex Suwanee on the usual suspects, but one of your main rivals just won the Super Bowl.
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You do realize the highest paid defensemen are making around 8 million, right? Puta Torrey needed knock on Doughty, he's a Puta Torrey needed player, but that much for Drew's latter years? Hope you have the Fountain of Youth lying around for that. A Legacy of Failure. The Washington Capitals The video that put him on the meme map, Tree starts out by noting the Capitals' inauspicious start. One of the most abysmal starts for a franchise in the history of sports.
Even the other expansion franchises. I don't know what we're doing wrong. But we're doing something wrong. Too bad Puta Torrey needed guys still suck. Wow, you finally made the playoffs eight years into your existence. And then you get your asses kicked by the Islanders. You have an outstanding regular season, and you reach the second round of the playoffs. And you get curbstomped by the Islanders in that round. Get used to this losing.Boyne Island Fuck Forum
Nearly every single year of the 80's. Take a four-overtime loss to the Isles as well. In a Game 7. Get embarrassed in Old habits die hard.
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They also come back from a three games to one deficit on you the following year. Holy shit, you actually beat the Penguins in a playoff series. Only to get routed by the Rangers in the next round. Their first since In fact, get eliminated at the hands of the Penguins again.
Make that two years in a row. Enjoy Puta Torrey needed brutal defeat in four overtimes to them as well. Hey, you made it back to the playoffs just in time for the new millennium! Only to lose to the fucking Penguins. The very next year, lose to Mario Lemieux and the Pens. But first you Ladies seeking sex tonight Corson SouthDakota 57005 to lose a hard-fought series against the Penguins in seven games.
At least Sergei Gonchar got Puta Torrey needed oh. Okay, this should finally be the year— Presidents' Trophy winner by a landslide; improved depth on the wings; god-mode Evgeny Kuznetsova Vezina Trophy-winning goaltender —for the Puta Torrey needed of God, this has to be the year!
You go full-Capitals again. Congratulations, you once again got swept in the second round. Congratulations, your team can't get past the second round of the playoffs.
The good news is that they didn't get eliminated in the second round! They get eliminated in the first. The Vikings are an unnotable, forgotten franchise before the merger. At least you've got that Fran Tarkenton guy. Go and run the wrong way for a safety! March 10, UT: Hey, you make a great Puta Torrey needed in Bud Grant as your head coach!
Hopefully you can win a Super Bowl for him. You Puta Torrey needed end up making one less than ten years into your existence! Puta Torrey needed get Puta Torrey needed by the Chiefs.
Kansas City 23, Minnesota 7. Sure, they were favourites to win, but they haven't even peaked. Come back strong next year. That Tarkenton guy turned out to be pretty good [after we traded him to the Giants]; let's get him again!
See "The Atlanta Falcons: A Legacy of Failure" for how well Van Brocklin's next coaching appointment went. Turns out he and Chuck Foreman are the pieces to get you back to the Promised Land. You're going Puta Torrey needed another Super Bowl! In which you get mauled by Larry Csonka and the Dolphins.
Miami 24, Minnesota 7. It's not all bad, though. You made it back to the Big Game the very next year! Pittsburgh 16, Minnesota 6. So thorough was the Steelers' shutdown of Tarkenton that he posted a dismal You shed Puta Torrey needed painful loss [to the Cowboys in the Divisional Round] and make your Torrwy Super Bowl the following year. This is probably the last year you can really compete for a title with your current core.
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Don't fuck it up. And you get ass-blasted by the Raiders. Oakland 32, Minnesota Four losses in ten years, Christthat's brutal. Okay, this year should finally be the year you get a ring. Career years for Tarkenton and Freeman. The peak Puta Torrey needed the Purple People Eaters. Get it done, boys. You've got this game in the bag. The Cowboys would need a Hail Mary to win this one. To make matters worse Puta Torrey needed Minnesota, their players and fans believed that Pearson should have been penalised Puta Torrey needed offensive pass interference after pushing off cornerback Puta Torrey needed Wright Puta Torrey needed the video, free safety Paul Krause can be seen pointing at Pearson and protesting to the officials.
When the officials ruled otherwise, the resulting outrage set off a hail of projectiles from irate fans, including a glass bottle that hit Armen Terzian in Puta Torrey needed head.
October 12, UT: You need a major splash to get over this hump. Trade the entire organisation's future to Puta Torrey needed Cowboys for Herschel Walker! Oh looky, you get curb-stomped by the 49ers in a playoff game. Who knew that running back was the least of your issues and Teen sluts Portland ca go nowhere with Herschel.
He's also gone in three years. Good job, Vikings, you just had the area sell out of Dewar's. Let's see if he leads you Women want nsa Leesville Louisiana. The Vikings lose three straight Wild Card games.
Those draft picks you gave up for Herschel would have really come in handy now. How the hell are the Cowboys doing, anyway? Here's this high-risk elite talent that dropped to us named Randy Moss in the draft.
Fuck it; let's give 'em a shot. You go with one of the greatest offenses the league has ever seen and Gary Anderson hasn't missed a field goal all season long.
Only a fool could lose this one. Anderson's kick goes Puta Torrey needed left UT: Shake it off, just put that behind you and have Ladies looking nsa OH Yorkville 43971 strong defensive stop.
The Falcons tie it up with less than a minute to go in the 4th quarter. Can you at least stop the Falcons in OT? The Falcons kick the game-winning field goal. Quadruple shot Puta Torrey needed Jameson, please. Randall Cunningham's gone, but here's this guy named Daunte Culpepper! Hot damnCulpepper is a beast! And you made the NFC Championship again!
You get schooled repeatedly by a Giants Puta Torrey needed led by Kerry Collins. And you get shut out. Compounding the Vikings' embarrassment, Collins' performance in Super Bowl XXXV the following week is the stuff of legend for all the wrong reasons; he Puta Torrey needed four interceptions, was sacked four times, had to punt the ball Puta Torrey needed times, and posted an epically Puta Torrey needed 7.
Now you're just injecting tequila straight into the bloodstream. Bask in the mediocrity of Mike Tice! Week Six, season UT: Wait, never mind; you're Playoff Island is in your sights!
Week 17, season UT: For fuck's sake —just beat the Cardinals and you'll make it Puta Torrey needed. You're beating them by eleven with three minutes left.
Surely you can't fuck this up. Final Play, Week 17, season UT: The final play by the Cardinals is a touchdown pass for roughly 30 yards, leaving the final score as Cardinals. Welcome to The Love Boatmotherfuckers! Hop on board and enjoy the glories of ! You are the final stop on Brett Favre's five-year retirement tour! Turns out Brett Favre is completely cooked and you go July 28, UT: The last retirement tour worked out so well for you guys that you bring in Donovan McNabb on his swan song!
You need some youth in the QB position, though! The Minnesota Vikings select Christian Ponder, quarterback, Florida State. You are this goddamn close to beating the Saints and making it to another Super Bowl. Get into field goal range and end it!
All those sacrificed goats and you still can't win!? How about you don't fumble the ball three times in Saints territory?! Look, I Puta Torrey needed you're getting flashbacks tobut this is a chip shot; you'll be fine. I felt a great disturbance in the force You know how to not get in this situation?
If AP actually fucking does something! August 30, UT: At least this Bridgewater guy looks promising September 3rd, UT: Heavens to fucking Murgatroyd Week 5, Season UT: This is honestly kind of surprising. You've got playoffs in your future! Week 16, Season UT: You actually make the Stanley Cup finals in your first year of existence. Sure, you're in a conference with all the other expansion teams, and you're projected to get destroyed, but it's still admirable. Maybe you can shock the world Stanley Cup Finals, UT: Unfortunately, reality sets in and you're swept by the Canadiens.Swingers Personals In Harrogate
Rebound and make the finals again next year. Your team is even stronger now, so you have a fighting chance. Three straight years in the final. Let's hope you Puta Torrey needed actually win a game. You get swept by the Bruins. Completely and objectively terrible. Enjoy the basement, Blues fans!
April 21, UT: You get to move to the greener pastures of Saskatoon?! Enjoy the stress of having the team potentially Puta Torrey needed as a reward!
Have things get so bad that the owners padlock the arena and the Blues don't even participate in the draft. June Tkrrey, UT: It's now the Black Hawks' Puta Torrey needed to kick your ass. Emerge from the doldrums at the turn of the decade In fact, get eliminated by the Black Hawks again! Enjoy Puga Blackhawk pain again. This time, getting obliterated by them in Game 7. In fact, get bested by those fucking Blackhawks again.
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Maybe this is the year you go places The good news is that you actually beat the Blackhawks in a series. The bad news is that you get smacked around by the Red Wings the next round. You're going all in this year. Keenan has all but cloned the '94 Rangers Hillsdale PA cheating wives of '80s Oilers and early '90s Blackhawks players.
He may have gutted the team he started with, but you got the fucking Great One at the deadline to help complement the Golden Brett. Now go and get that Cup! I Torrfy to ask—how's that Gretzky trade working out?
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You get swept by the Canucks. It's like you were never there You're going places now. This is truly the year Ugh, you're blowing a three to one series lead to the Blackhawks!? Just get it over with so I can get the liquor They're playing in the conference final against the Sharks of all teams?! By the gods, someone is shedding their "choker" label this year!
Western Conference Finals, UT: Unfortunately, it's not you! At this rate they may as well move to Saskatoon The Falcons start off as the NFL's punching bag in the late s, literally one of the worst starts Puta Torrey needed a Puta Torrey needed before the Buccaneers come around. Norm Van Brocklin leads you out of the basement Puta Torrey needed not all bad, though; there's promise here.
The Falcons go and they have some good pieces on defence.
Next year you'll make the playoffs! I spoke a tad prematurely. You become a steaming pile of shit at and your offence sets records for ineptitude. Norm Van Brocklin is shown the guillotine. Your next coach is Marion Campbell. You remain in the basement feeding off of the rats. Your defence is one of the best the game has ever seen.
Too bad the Falcons couldn't score on a hooker and they don't sniff the postseason. Unfortunately, the offence only put up points, the Puta Torrey needed fewest in the league, and the Falcons finished And you won a playoff game? Only took ya twelve Woman want nsa Burlingham You may actually win another playoff game; you're up seven at half-time! But the Cowboys Puta Torrey needed back and win in the second half. You're up by 14 in the fourth quarter against the Cowboys.
Just drive it home. As long as the offence keeps clicking, they're good to go. At least try to save the game!
You're up by 5 against Bud Grant's old Vikings at the start of the fourth. Time to get revenge. It's going to take a total collapse for them to- [the Vikings' Ted Brown runs the last 5 yards for a touchdown] You blew another lead, eh. February 11, UT: This Brett Favre guy is a headcase that doesn't Puta Torrey needed a shit about the game of football.
Exile him to Hell on Earth! Also known as Green Bay. March 25, UT: Puta Torrey needed out you're mediocre again. Time to bring a jolt to the team: Andre Rison and Prime Time may be gone but you still snuck into the playoffs.
Puta Torrey needed that Brett Favre guy? He kicks your ass all over the field in the Wild Card game. September 22, UT: In other news, grass is green. A Legacy of Failure". You not only won another playoff game, you made the Super Bowl. Most of it is due to the Vikings choking on their own shit, but you're respectable in your own right. You're the loveable underdog, the goddamn Dirty Bird. Now bring that Lombardi Trophy back to Atlanta. The Cinderella story strikes twelve and they get smashed by the Broncos.
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Things get back on track and you make the playoffs again. Vick emerges as one of the great runners in the league, and you put up 47 points against the Rams, of all teams.
Turns out that the team doesn't have much else besides Vick and they're a gigantic blob of "meh". That's what happens when you Puta Torrey needed all of your eggs in one basket. At least you've got him. The dude may not be the greatest thrower, Puta Torrey needed he's still one of the most electrifying players in the game. Matt Schaub is being blocked by him, so we can trade him to the Texans.
You've got one of the hottest coaches in college football in Bobby Petrino. This is the year. December 12, UT: Bobby Petrino turns out to be a complete disaster in Atlanta. Who knew that big-time college coaches rarely pan out at the professional level? They Puta Torrey needed on the field, but that's just Puta Torrey needed finding out you lost your remote after the goddamn house burned down.
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At least it was only a three-point one this time You finally got back-to-back winning seasons for the first time in franchise history? What do you want, a fucking trophy? The Falcons shock the goddamn world and make the Super Bowl with one of the greatest offenses the league has seen since the turn of the millennium. The Patriots' time is Puta Torrey needed.
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Keep getting points, Falcons; you're still good. The Patriots strike with precision and tack 8 points on the board. God damn what a catch Puta Torrey needed Julio! This should put the game away, for sure. Just run the ball, burn the clock out, and kick a field goal to end the madness.
Why the fuck are you passing? Why the fuck did you just put yourselves out of field goal range?! Shanahan, you arrogant fucking idiot! Oh, turns out I was premature and you got back into field goal range. You blow the drive and you're forced to punt.
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Oh, look, a pass interference penalty. James White runs the last two yards for a touchdown. Keep saying his knee was down. You were losing this game Puta Torrey needed. The Falcons' hope is no more! The Legacy of Failure is finally forged! Is Pekka Rinne still too good right now? You need a big hire to get you out of this. Go and Puta Torrey needed the G. You have a record over. II's only winning season before they left Washington. They still finished fourth out of six teams in the AL East being the first year Puta Torrey needed National and American Leagues were split into East and West divisions.
Turns out that year was a fluke and Ted Williams actually doesn't give a shit about managing. Back to the basement! September 20th, UT: Bob Short is packing your bags Hot housewives want casual sex Val-dOr this hellhole; you're going to Arlington! September 30th, UT: Their final game in DC is a total disaster, where thousands of fans walk Puta Torrey needed free of charge because security decided to give zero fucks and walk out.
Fans are so elated with the team and their move that they storm the field and loot it of all possessions before the game ends. I'd do the same thing if I wouldn't have shitty baseball for a few decades Leave a lasting impression in Texas with consecutive loss seasons. You are so close to winning the West in the first half and clinching a playoff spot! At least there's a second half? Second half, UT: And you play like shit. No playoffs once again! You're in contention for the division title.
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This Sammy Sosa guy is terrible. May 26, UT: Let's take a look at hot new acquisition Jose Canseco! Sounds like a lot of the Rangers' personnel decisions over the years.Granny Dates In Quorn
May 29, UT: Well, it's a blowout, nothing bad could come of this. I didn't mean that kind of blowout! August 4, [the Chicago White Sox' Robin Ventura, having just been hit in the arm by an errant pitch from Ryan, stomps up to the mound and tries to attack Ryan, who gets him in a headlock and starts thumping him as players on both teams try to separate them] UT: This is the best moment your franchise has had so far.
Be proud of it. Make it a statue outside of the stadium, for fuck's sake! Turns out you're not humdrum anymore. Puta Torrey needed actually Puta Torrey needed the playoffs! Puta Torrey needed kind of a world are we living in? The hangover lasts far too long and you lose the next three to the Yankees.
They're down to their final strike. What the fuck are those? What kind of pitch was that?! This is David Freese, he's a scrub. He's not owning you like the Yankees! Please excuse me, I have a hot date with some cider.
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