The Onion "newspaper"'s 27 November euphemisms for menstruation. Tue borrowed from the Onion; I'll return it when done. Some are real, some probably bogus - those incurable joksters!
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I also went to an all-girl school for three years. Our ability to share freely was equaled by our fear of talking about the subject in front of males. I'll try not to repeat what is already on the site It's marvelous, by the way! My mom used to buy the super pads.
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The Canadian flag is white with a large red maple leaf.
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They're fighting over the heating pad. Disposal issues fall under the term girl garbage. As in, 'Where do you put your girl garbage?
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Yes, these have all been uttered at some point. Most were short-lived until I typed them.
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